Just a New Year's Wish

I hope that everyone has a happy, safe, and healthy New Year.

I hope all your wishes come true.

Love,
Penelope

Mr. Kris, My Dad, and First Editions--A True Story

My short story, Henry and Greta, is a modern take on Hansel and Gretel, with a Christmas twist thrown in for Kim Koning's Holiday Hop contest. 

I wanted to write a modern fairy tale...I wanted it to be magic. 

In the story the mysterious Mr. Kris with his eight barking dogs has a book store in the Waldorf Astoria.  He has a journal from DaVinci, and the first editions of Dracula by Bram Stoker and Animal Farm by George Orwell.  Ahhhh...to have such a bookstore...

And back to real life...

The day after Christmas my doorbell rang.  I told my smiling dad to come in.  He handed me a bag.  I removed two carefully wrapped books--Dracula by Bram Stoker and Animal Farm by George Orwell.  Touched that he read my story, I thanked him.  Then he told me they were both first editions...

Really?!  Come on...
I asked him where he got them, and when.  He told me he has had them for a while, and thought I would like them...
I LOVE them.

I think the story DOES have a little magic...

Please read my story, Henry and Greta at Kim Koning's blog.

 http://dragonflyscrolls.wordpress.com/2011/12/25/holidayhop-welcomes-penelope-crowe-last-chance-to-win-some-prizesenter-now/

Thanks Dad  :)

WINNERS!

Thank you for all the funny, amazing, creative, and just great entries to the contest here at As the Crowe Flies for the Holiday Hop! 

First--Santa's Backup reindeer. 

The winning name was given by Barbara Battaglia.  She chose  BRUCE. Why?  She said, "I just picture this massive, muscular, bad ass..."Hey, someone call for a backup..." and then Bruce walks out through a haze of smoke to save the...night."  Too fun!  That changes things up a bit!

The new Christmas classic will be written by Shannon J. for her story titled:

COOKIES FOR KRIS KRINGLE and would feature "a spunky baker who's lucky in business but not so lucky in love. Until she becomes infatuated with a young, hunky shopping center Santa and starts baking cookies for him, delivered anonymously by a mall runner. Can she find love during the hectic holiday season?  And then there is a zombie outbreak and baker chick being holed up in the mall fighting the undead with bags of flour and metal spatulas."

Congratulations!  Hope you enjoy your $25 gift cards!

I also want to send copies of the book Vampires! to the runners-up:

Jessica McHugh for her story idea:  "North Pole Soul", and it would be about a band of Elves who play the blues and long to be world famous musicians.

Meghan Page for naming Santa's backup reindeer Control S.  (Get it?)

And because I love all things dark, even during Christmas, I have some dark honorable mentions:

jersey girl for her story  "Slashing through the Snow" - about a family that is hijacked by an evil serial killer while en route to visit grandma for the holidays.

Anthony J Rapino for his "dark Christmas classic entitled, *Night of the Pine* wherein all evergreens pull themselves free of their root systems and lead an attack on the North Pole. That jolly tyrant Santa Claus must be punished for heading the largest conifer genocide in the history of the world!"

Julie Jansen would write  "Frosty Frankenstein" about a snow-monster constructed by an evil child scientist.

And last but not least in the dark catagory, Craig Smith would write "Toe Smashers, about renegade elves that go around smashing people's toes with little hammers if they are naughty."  Weird I know!  It was great to know there are others around who share my penchant for all things dark.  :)

J. Chase would write about a sassy elf who would make fashionable eyewear so Crasher the reindeer would not have to be called Crasher!

Thank you, thank you for your entries!  Congratulations to all the winners!  :)  I wish you all the best during this holiday season and the New Year!  XO

The Day After

*Sigh*

Christmas is one day behind us, and the fun of family, food and presents a joyful memory.

BUT!  Today I will choose the winners of the As the Crowe Flies contests--and it will not be easy.  The entires were amazing, and I wish I could put them in Random.org to figure the winner, or ask someone else to choose for me--but alas, the task is mine.  I wish I had more prizes to give. 

I will the announce the two winners this afternoon and enter the names to the grand prize drawing for the Kindle Fire.  :)  Thanks again everyone--reading all the entries made my holiday even more special, they were wonderful.

Holiday Hop Fun!

Happy Holidays everyone, and welcome to the Holiday Hop!

 During this magical time of year it is lovely to visit with dear ones, and make some new friends along the way.  :)  After your visit here, make sure you click the HOP BUTTON---------------------------------> and stop by and see other author's blogs for wonderful holiday prizes, fun contests, and of course some good reading.

I have two simple contests.  Please answer questions in comments below:
1.  If Santa had a back-up reindeer in case one needed a break, what would he or she be named, and-

2.  If you could write the next Christmas or holiday classic, what would be the title, and briefly, what would it be about?

One winner will get a $25 Amazon card and the other a $25 Barnes and Nobel card. You can enter either contest or both!   These two winners will then be put in a grand prize drawing for a KINDLE FIRE! 

If you would like a copy of one of my books, 100 Unfortunate Days, the very dark memoir,  The Moon is No Place for a Ghost, fun kid's book or short bloody story Absorbed, please tell me what title you prefer in the comments, and leave me your email address. 

Have a delightful holiday and Happy Hopping!!

Welcome Ashley Fontainne!

Please welcome Ashley Fontainne to As the Crowe Flies!

Please tell me about your book.

Accountable to None is a classic tale of revenge with a modern twist.  Full of suspense and intrigue, you journey with the heroine, Audra Tanner, as she seeks out and finds personal justice against everyone that has hurt her.

When and why did you start writing?

Every since I was young, I found solace in writing, mostly through poems and short stories.  These, of course, were only shared with friends and family members.  However, after taking a Creative Writing course in college, I found my passion!

What inspires you?

Human behavior, good and bad, when faced with monumental decisions.

Are you working on anything now?

Yes, I am currently working on the sequel to Accountable to None, entitled “Zero Balance.”  It begins nine months later where Accountable to None left off.

Is there anything you do NOT like about being a writer?

The only wish I have right now is that it could be my fulltime career!

What do you think of the ebook revolution?

It has been a wonderful journey for me!  Initially, I went the traditional route and sent out dozens of query letters to literary agents and publishing houses and grew tired of the cookie-cutter rejections, so I did a bit of research into Amazon’s Kindle publishing program and decided to try that route.  That was in April of 2011 and since then, I signed with World Castle Publishing.  Accountable to None will be re-released in paperback in 2012 worldwide through them.

How do you see your writing career in five years?

In five years, I hope to be a household name!

Is there anything you will NOT write about?

I enjoy reading suspense/thriller novels, which is probably why I tend to write that way.  The only genre I don’t see myself ever penning a novel in is SciFi.

Please tell us about any ups and downs in your writing career so far.

Writing the novel was the easy part.  Marketing it, not so much.  That has proven to be my biggest challenge as I still hold a fulltime job and attend college fulltime.  My poor husband (bless his soul, he is a Godsend!) must watch me Tweet, Blog and Facebook at night!

Do you have any suggestions to people who might be considering writing as a career?

If writing is your passion, then DO IT!  Don’t let the big publishing houses drag you down.  In today’s world through the ebook revolution, you can do it on your own! 

Facebook personal page:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002323213303&ref=tn_tnmn

Facebook fan page - ATN:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Accountable-to-None/199466916762750

Twitter: @AshleyFontainne

Website: www.ashleyfontainne.com

Blog: http://ramblingsofamadsouthernwoman.blogspot.com/

Book trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHEYq5hCSl0

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Accountable-None-Ms-Ashley-Fontainne/dp/1466453281/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1323182266&sr=8-1

Barnes&Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/accountable-to-none-ashley-fontainne/1103738587?ean=2940012946683&itm=1&usri=accountable+to+none

Welcome to the Holiday Hop!

Happy Holidays everyone, and welcome to the Holiday Hop!

 During this magical time of year it is lovely to visit with dear ones, and make some new friends along the way.  :)  After your visit here, make sure you click the HOP BUTTON---------------------------------> and stop by and see other author's blogs for wonderful holiday prizes, fun contests, and of course some good reading.

I have two simple contests.  Please answer questions in comments below:
1.  If Santa had a back-up reindeer in case one needed a break, what would he or she be named, and-

2.  If you could write the next Christmas or holiday classic, what would be the title, and briefly, what would it be about?

One winner will get a $25 Amazon card and the other a $25 Barnes and Nobel card. You can enter either contest or both!   These two winners will then be put in a grand prize drawing for a KINDLE FIRE! 

If you would like a copy of one of my books, 100 Unfortunate Days, the very dark memoir,  The Moon is No Place for a Ghost, fun kid's book or short bloody story Absorbed, please tell me what title you prefer in the comments, and leave me your email address. 

Have a delightful holiday and Happy Hopping!!

Welcome Welcome Yvonne Hertzberger!

Please welcome Yvonne Hertberger to As the Crowe Flies!

Please tell me about your book.

“Through Kestrel’s Eyes” is the second installment in my Fantasy trilogy “Earth’s Pendulum”. The underlying theme for the series deals with the interdependence of ourselves with our environment. But this ‘old world’ tale has lots of action, with traitors, battles and romance and characters you will love.

“Through Kestrel’s Eyes” is written from the point of view of Liannis, a young seer just coming into her full abilities as the servant of the goddess Earth. She must battle self-doubt, great loss and the lure of forbidden love as faces test after test in her quest to help bring back the Balance. Failure means that Earth cannot provide good harvests, health and prosperity. The people will starve if the Balance is not restored and Earth’s wounds healed. Time is short.

When and why did you start writing?

I began writing in earnest five years ago when, after a couple of short stories. I had retired from ‘paid’ employment and now had the time to devote to writing. When I wrote the first pages of “Back From Chaos” I found I had a longer tale demanding to be told and have not looked back since.

What inspires you?

I have always been a people watcher, or rather a ‘student of human behaviour’. J Figuring out what motivates people in relationships and what makes societies work has always fascinated me. The result is that my writing is strongly character based and I use my characters to explore the issues that interest me, such as gender, power and spirituality.

Are you working on anything now?

The first few chapters of “The Dreamt Child”, the final book in the trilogy are written. I hope to have it available this time next year. But that means I better get my butt in gear. J

Is there anything you do NOT like about being a writer?

I find marketing and promotion very challenging. I came into the internet age late and am still learning all the time. It is definitely not my forte and stresses me out.

What do you think of the ebook revolution?

I still love the feel of a ‘real’ book but I also see the value of e-readers. As we become more mobile, as homes become smaller without the space for many books, as paper books become too expensive for many, Ebooks provide a viable alternative for those who still like to read. Given the choice between not reading or reading ebooks there is no contest.

How do you see your writing career in five years?

I truly hope that in five years time my writing will gain enough exposure that I will gain respectability as an author, that my name will no longer be obscure and unknown. I do not expect to be famous, or even to make a living from writing, only to have a small following who like what I write.

Is there anything you will NOT write about?

I will not write pornography, anything that abases a specific group or even individual without also including healing, or anything that will incite hatred or prejudice. My aim is to challenge thinking for the good, never to leave the reader in a dark place without hope.

In what genre do you prefer to write?  To read?

The answer to both would be Epic Fantasy. I have no desire to write non-fiction though I might write fiction other than Fantasy some day. My favourite author is Robin Hobb. I do occasionally read mystery or thrillers or sometimes an acclaimed best seller.

Please tell us about any ups and downs in your writing career so far.

The hardest part, at first, was deciding to self-publish. iUniverse (called assisted self-publishing) published the first version of “Back From Chaos”, a good learning experience but very costly. I will never get that investment back. But the process prepared me for putting the revised version and “Through Kestrel’s Eyes” up myself on both Kindle and Createspace so I do not begrudge it, now. The lows for me are the times I stress about the things I needed to learn to get to that place.

The highs come when the writing takes on a life of its own and flows well. Then I feel great and believe that I am, indeed, a writer.

Do you have any suggestions to people who might be considering writing as a career?

Read, read, read. Write, write write. Listen to feedback but stay true to your own voice. Know the rules and break them only when you know you can do so effectively. Don’t expect to get rich.

Anything else you want to add?

I have made many friends and received a great deal of support from other writers since joining on-line groups. I want to express my heartfelt gratitude to all those who have offered support and information, and to Orangeberry for the opportunity to share with you all.

Twitter: @YHERTZBE

Website/blog: http://yvonnehertzberger.com

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/?ref=hp#!/yvonne.hertzberger

Fan page: http://www.facebook.com/?ref=hp#!/EarthsPendulum.YvonneHertzberger.author

Books available in paper and on kindle at amazon.com

Ho, ho ho!!!! It's Amost Time for the Holiday Hop!

Happy Holdiays everyone, and welcome to the most wonderful time of the year!

On December 15th the Holiday Hop begins :)  There will be lovely things to read, authors to meet, and prizes to win, including the grand prize, a Kindle Fire.

The directions are simple.  Starting in two days, you will be able to connect to the Holiday Hop from the activated Holiday Hop button--------------------------->
There you will meet other authors, enter contests, and try to win fun holiday prizes.

I will be offering a $25 gift certificate from Amazon, a $25 gift certificate from Barnes and Nobel, copies of my books, and a few fun surprises. 

So put on your warmest scarf and hop on over for some holiday fun!

Welcome Mary Pat Hyland!

I am very pleased to welcome Mary Pat Hyland to As the Crowe Flies.  Mary is the author of the very popular book The Terminal Diner.  Read all about it!

 "Men like pie." Who would know the truth behind those words better than
Elaina Brady's mother Maria? Months after she showed her teenage daughter
how to bake perfect pie and hours after offering that culinary wisdom,
Maria abandons Elaina, her sister Dee Dee and their father Walt. All it
took was a lingering, lusty look from a Missoula trucker who stopped by
their family's diner and ordered a slice of lemon meringue. Maria hitches
a ride west with him, and with that impulsive decision, sixteen-year-old
Elaina loses her mother and gains a job baking pies at the diner.
A decade after Maria's departure, Elaina is still working at The Terminal
Diner, just around the bend from an upstate New York airport. Her humdrum
life is defined by pie-baking routine. Elaina realizes painfully that all
she still knows about the opposite sex is summed up in the three last
words her mother spoke to her. Then one deceivingly beautiful morning in
September 2001, horrifying acts committed by terrorists a hundred miles
away upset her world, bringing new influences into her life and inspiring
her to be like her mother-impulsive. Will Elaina survive the consequences
of her actions?
This suspenseful story is the fourth novel by Amazon Top 100 bestselling
author Mary Pat Hyland.
You can find Mary Pat's blog here:

http://www.marypathyland.com/thehylander/

Vampires!

My short story, The Key to Happiness, has been accepted in the special edition anthology VAMPIRES! for Dark Moon Press.

Although I don't consider myself a horror writer--maybe there is something new in my future! 

The cover looks like a mix of modern horror and old-school Tales From the Crypt comics.  I love it.  ------------------>

Off to press on Dec. 12th, and on the shelves as a paperback soon.  :)

Check out Dark Moon Press here. 

http://www.darkmoondigest.com/

Some good old-fashioned horror fun from Tales from the Crypt...get ready!

http://www.warnervideo.com/talesfromthecryptdvd/card.html

Orangeberry Book Tour for 100 Unfortunate Days

Starting December 8th my book 100 Unfortunate Days will be on tour with Orangeberry Book Tours, and I will be in great company.  Fellow Indie Writers Unite authors Terry Simpson and Mary Pat Hyland will be touring their books Etchings of Power and Terminal Diner, along with many other great authors.

I am lucky enough to be hosting Ashley Fontainne, Yvonne Hertzberger and Mary Pat Hyland on my blog this month, and hopefully several others.

We will be featured on blogs and hopefully generate interest about our books.

Please visit the Orangeberry site and check out 100 Unfortunate Days, along with all the other great authors on the tour.  See you there!

 http://www.orangeberrybooktours.com/2011/09/book-launch-festival-2011.html

Botox Anyone?

I was having a conversation with some women not too long ago about Botox and cosmetic surgery.  Being almost 50, we all have things that we wish were more like they were when we were 20.

But I stated that I would never had plastic surgery, and doubted that I would ever use Botox.  First of all, I'm not the healthiest person on earth so I would avoid any kind of unecessary medical procedure, and second, needles just make me more than a little queasy.  I don't even want to go to the dentist.

I also think I've seen enough plastic surgery mistakes that I would be too afraid.  And many people end up getting the same type of look.  I don't know if it's that very big puffy lip thing that makes many look alike--but I'm not sure I like it.  Most of the time people still look the age they actually are, just smoother and tighter.  And I don't want to look like everyone.  I have also seen people look less wrinkled, have wider-looking eyes, and less of a double chin after plastic surgery.

Yes I have wrinkles and crows feet, and my neck isn't perfectly tight anymore, but this is the way I look, and there is something graceful and wonderful about how we age.  We have earned every one of our lines, and I think there is something sad about taking that away.

There is also some part of me that wonders at what age can we stop worrying about gaining five pounds, and just RELAX.  I don't think people look at us and think--yikes--she needs Botox!  And if they do I don't want to hang around with them anyway...

Like I said, I've seem good and bad plastic surgeries, and everyone will make their own choices.  But for me...I choose no.

Alter Ego

I was tweeting with a fellow author today and I remarked that I loved her avatar.  She told me it was her alter ego.  I responded by saying I thought everyone needed an alter ego.  And I meant it.

I don't mean alter ego in terms of dissociative identity disorder, or even leading a completely double life.  I was referring to a second-self, another side of us that we use in certain situations. 

Although I don't have an alter ego like Superman, writing under a different name allows me the freedom to be as dark and twisted as I want.  I don't have to worry about my name being attached to horror, and then try to sell a children's book under my real name.

And I like having an alter ego.  It kinda makes me feel cool--which is not what I am.

Please read about me, my books, and my alter ego in Laura Yirak's blog Dreams of Diamonds.

http://dreamsofdiamondsauthor.blogspot.com/2011/12/welcome-author-penelope-crowe.html

December and Ugly Christmas Sweaters

It's December!  The most wonderful time of the year!

Kids are being extra good, town centers are pretty from holiday lights and decorations, and everyone is getting excited to be with loved ones.

It is also the time of year of TERRIBLE SWEATERS.  People will wear just about anything as long as it is green or red, or has something Christmas-ee on it. 

This puts us all on the same playing field as far as fashion goes.  Sure you can still wear $200 jeans, but if your sweater has floating Santa heads on it, you are just like the rest of us who are sucked into the bad holiday sweater vortex. 

After a suggestion that our Christmas party this year should have an ugly Christmas sweater dress code, I looked on eBay and was floored at the amount of heinous sweaters available.  I saw ice skating cats, light up moose-heads with tinsel, and a strategically placed angel so YOUR head would be the angel's head.

I have chosen my Ugly Chistmas Sweater for my party this year, and put a few samples over there. ------>  Click on any one--they are all for sale on eBay...really.

Please send me any pix of really good ugly sweaters you find and I'll post the extra-terrible ones at the end of every day!

Happy Holdiays everyone!!  :)